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All the Right Movies

You’d think that a dominatrix would offer the kinkiest of tips on how the rest of us can spice up our sex lives. Actually, Ms. Savannah simply recommends, “doing things that make you feel sexy.” It could be sexy clothing, alluring perfume or cologne, or nosebleed stilettos ... or even a good flick. Sin City, starring Jessica Alba and Clive Owen, does it for Ms. Savannah. “It’s the sexiest movie I’ve ever seen,” she says, “and there’s not even much sex.” Go figure.

Sin City
http://www.imdb.com/

Sex Lit 101

Sorry, the Kama Sutra book you secretly picked up at Borders does not impress Ms. Savannah. Her sex opus of choice is Different Loving: The World of Sexual Dominance and Submission, which she discovered as a young lass breaking into the business. Written by husband-and-wife duo William and Gloria Brame, the book demystifies the world of S&M with detailed sections filled with information for anyone looking to, er, whip things up. Ms. Savannah credits the book with giving her “a window into the world of different fetishes.” Another bedside favorite is Belle De Jour, Joseph Kessel’s 1928 novel about a London call girl. Ms. Savannah likes its pragmatic look at the day-to-day life of a sex worker. “Even though it looks glamorous,” she says, “it’s a lot of running to CVS for lubricant.”

Different Loving: The World of Sexual Dominance and Submission
amazon.com/Different-Loving-Sexual-Dominance-Submission

Belle de Jour
amazon.com/Belle-Jour-Joseph-Kessel/

She’s a Very Kinky Girl

Keywords: Entrepreneur

Roses? Chocolates? Feh. Make them with studs. This Valentine's Day, we're breaking out, walkin' the wild side. We've met Ms. Savannah, and there's no turning back. Though she says it's better on your back. Well, not really better, but it hurts more... oh God, what has happened to us. Ms. Savannah, we're whipped.

But whipping isn’t so bad. Just ask "eli". See him? The leather-thonged chap behind Ms. Savannah? That’s her slave. They all have slaves, you know, dominatrixes do. To flog, beat, chain, tie, trample and otherwise enjoy a rollicking frolic. Then, there are the toys—so clever! Latex, leather, fishnets, masks, garters, ropes…ay, good, dirty fun. And to think that just a few years ago, Ms. Savannah was a suit-wearing graphic designer, following a childhood spent playing basketball for her old-fashioned rural New England high school.

Nothing old-fashioned about Queen Erotica now. She’ll say, do, or try anything within the Massachusetts Dungeon Code. So, it’s yes to slapping (sounds kooky on fatty tissue, she says) but no to spanking (such tyrannical bullshit, she says); bondage is cool, but intercourse is verboten. The wrong move could land even the most kind-hearted dom in the slammer.

Why the fascination with all things fetish? Ms. Savannah just digs being a rebel. She started out slowly, of course, testing pink hair one day, trading one of her art school paintings for a spiked collar. Before long, she realized with the right gear and ball-gagging attitude, she could have customers begging at her feet—licking them, even. So she hung up the proper art career and pulled out the crop for lawyers, doctors, judges and everything in between. These professional folks need a little passive fun in their aggressive lives. It’s a liberating life for all involved, she says, and the pay is outtasight. Ms. Savannah is simply putting the “play” in foreplay (batteries included). Happy Valentine’s Day.

Ms. Savannah
www.mssavannah.com